Maggie

Name:

Maggie

Age:

22

Sex :

Lady

What do they call you?:

Mag Pig

What do you want to be called?:

Margarita

Where is home?:

Mmm, the chicken shed

What’s one thing you want to accomplish before you die?:

Own a duck and buy some new linen

Describe your ideal man:

The current one

Describe your ideal lady:

Efficient with a capital E

Say something in Arabic:

Allah Hu Akbar

What does that mean?:

It means god is great

Tell me a joke:

What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror? Hello-me!

Weirdest thing you’ve eaten?:

Chocolate coated grasshopper...Tasted like maltesers

What’s your best pickup line?:

Hello, hehe, hello, do you like chickens? I have thirteen

Tea or coffee?:

Coffee except I have a heart attack when I drink it...

Rum or Gin?:

Gin

Bacon or potato?:

Hmm, Bacon

Mexico or Thailand?:

Mexico! Always

Indonesia or India?:

Ohh, mmm, hmm, India, but not for spiritual reasons

Are you in Chupacabra?:

Yes.